how to cosplay
- spend obscene amounts of money at the craft store
- pray to the cosplay goddess for redemption
- bleed on costume
- cry some more
- HOT GLUE
- woolah you are now a cosplayer
I’d like to attend anime and video game conventions and cosplay more often with my friends, but I can’t because of the negative attention I receive from creepy ugly ass weaboos ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Most of my guy friends have discouraged me from attending conventions with them because they have been extremely concerned for my safety with all of the stalking and sexual harassment they witness. Like there’s this one white dude in particular that my friends know and he happens to add all these Asian girls on Facebook (I made the mistake of accepting his request once) because of his gross fetish and fascination with them. He constantly talks shit about religion yet apparently he shows up at a Vietnamese church just to creep on Asian women, and labels himself a liberal that hates SJW’s. And he’s a fucking brony (no surprise). Recently my younger sister told me that she bumped into this guy at the mall and he proceeded to have a conversation with her that made her feel very uncomfortable and he made it seem like he was stalking her and shit, I got so pissed. This guy is after a girl who isn’t even a legal adult yet, I’d be happy to report his ass to have him thrown in jail.
So here’s a tip white guys: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM US. WE DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DISGUSTING FETISH. YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING WAY TOO MUCH ANIME TO BE THINKING WE ALL LOOK AND ACT THE SAME.
- Sincerely, Asian girls everywhere